مطالب مرتبط با برچسب : Eminem

Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two)
I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening)
Coronavirus in effect tonight
Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah)
I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero f-c-s, then I (yeah)
Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah)
Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it’s all there (yeah)
Then call the pallbearer (yeah)

It’s Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?
Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box
You’re all hitched to my cock (what?)
Went from punchin a time clock to getting my shot
Then treated it like a cyclops
Like it’s the only one I got
And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk)
Every line’s obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked

That’s why there’s parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop)
So throw on the theme to Alfred, I’ll channel him like the Panama Canal
But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?
b—h, I still get the bag when I’m putting garbage out
Plus, the potty mouth, I’m not about to wash it out
The filthiest, so all this talk about “I’m washed up”, how preposterous
Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
It’s obvious that it’s impossible for me to be beside myself

دانلود آهنگ Eminem به نام Alfreds Theme

And I’m ’bout that capital like a proper noun
Still on top the pile
Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
Quick to call you out on your bullsh-t
Don’t make me give that crock a dial
Cause if I do, it’s see you later, alligator
Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one
So hate, I’ve gained about the same amount that’s in my bank account

So here’s some more sh-t for you to complain about, I say the
Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah)
I think they’re gunnin for me, it’s startin to feel like that
Like I’m marked, ’cause when I rap, it’s like fallin on my back in a tar pit
Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck)
But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans
I’d probably pop five Xans (yeah)
Go in my garage, start my van

Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
And doze off like
But odds like that, with these thoughts I have’s
Like a giant getting squashed by ants
If this is the test of time, I’d pass with flying colors
Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons)
Small, medium, and large size cans
Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands

Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and
If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
sh-t, hold on, man
Motherf-c-er
Happy birthday to-
f-c- (shh, quiet)
I sit in silence in candlelit environments
Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent

Homicidal visions when I’m spitting like this
But really I’m just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
Which is really childish and silly, but I’m really like this
I’m giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I’m Diddy’s side b—h
What the f-c-? Hold on, wait
“I’m Diddy’s side b—h?”
Oh, I’m still east side, b—h
So until the E-N-D, since EPMD

Been givin y’all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup)
From the MMLP to MTBMB (b—h)
b—h, it’s 2020, you still ain’t seein me (haha)
So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause)
Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap ’em all, I’m at the mall
Got your b—h in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh)
Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn)
My d–k is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah)

I’m so far past the bar, I should practice law
Mentally, I’m f-c-ed up General Lee (duh)
Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs
Cause this is murder, murder and you’ll get murked, murked
This music ’bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr)
This chicken hit my phone, she said, “Chirp, chirp”
I said, “Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt”
Then go eat some worms, like the early bird

What the f-c- is love? That’s a dirty word
Make me fall in it, there’s not a girl on Earth
Or any other planet, that’s a world of hurt
And I won’t buy a designer, ’cause I don’t pander (panda)
But I’m back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn)
And this the final chapter, ’cause I’m either frying after
Or they gon give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ)
Yeah, I’m a card, like Hallmark

At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
And y’all who claim to be dogs aren’t
No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf
But y’all pickin the wrong tree
They call me dog because I’m bar king (bark, bark)
And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
I’d describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball’s hard)
Cause the gutter’s where my mind is and when

It’s in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
Cause without a second to spare, I’m strikin again
And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins)
The cypher begins
I’m talkin smack like heroin, the mic’s a syringe
It’s like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin
My mind is a recycling bin
There’s no place I never been

But I never budge and I never bend
You hyperextend on me, this game’s life, it depends
Like adult diapers for men
Even when I’m rappin less stellar
It’s sour grapes, I still whine, I’m the best seller
Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre’s booth
And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
So you won’t leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds

Your a-s is grass and I am not gonna graze you
But if bars were semi-mac’s, I’d be the Mad Hatter
Cause I got so many caps, and you don’t have any straps (nah)
So you’d be a fitted (yeah), so don’t act like you fittin to snap
b—h, I’ll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha)
No stoppin me, you’re on a window shopping spree
b—h, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
You never buy sh-t, all you ever cop’s a plea

You’re always punkin out like Halloween
You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
Homie, you’re not a G, act like you got the pump
And you’re gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump
b—h, if you shot a tree, you wouldn’t pop the trunk
Yeah, and I’m buddies with Alfred, we about to
Disembowel them, gut ’em and scalp ’em, yeah
This is ’bout to be the bloodiest outcome

Cause we gon make you bleed with every cut from this album
So I’m choppin ’em up like Dahmer
The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
I’m in the cut, and I’m out for the blood
It’s lookin like it’s that time of the month
Carvin ’em up with the bars while I sharpen ’em up, dog and a mutt
I’m gonna f-c- your mom in the butt with a thermometer
f-c-in phenomenal, but

Y’all’ll get cut the f-c- up like abdominals if you don’t vámonos
I keep droppin like dominos, the formidable, abominable
Stompin a mudhole in my comp even if it’s off the top of the dome
Son ’em, get the Coppertone, I’m at the Stop and Go coppin the Mop and Glo
Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope
You out of pocket though, like a motherf-c-in wallet stole
Wait, why’d the beat cut off?
f-c- it

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Ugh, you’re a monster
I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I’ll feel like Godzilla
Better hit the deck like the card dealer
My whole squad’s in here, walkin around the party
A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby
The Brain Heenan which is probably the
Same reason I wrestle with mania
Shady’s in this b—h, I’m posse’d up

Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
If they sleepin on me, the
Hoes better get insomnia, ADHD, hydroxycut
Pass the Courvoisi (Hey, hey)
In AA, with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday
This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, h-a, h-a, h-a
Laughin all the way to the bank, I spray flames

They cannot tame or placate the (Ayy)
Monster
You get in my way? I’ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)
I’m normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (Yeah)
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet

دانلود آهنگ Eminem ft. Juice WRLD به نام Godzilla

Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
I’m just a product of Slick Rick, at Onyx, told ’em lick the balls
Had ’em just appalled at so many things that pissed ’em off
It’s impossible to list ’em all
And in the midst of all this
I’m in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?

Risperdal, voices whisper
But my fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
This is just the song to go ballistic on
You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
I’m just a Loch Ness, the mythological
Quick to tell a b—h screw off like a fifth of Vodka
When you twist the top of the bottle, I’m a
Monster

You get in my way? I’ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)
I’m normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (Yeah)
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet

If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
Cause I’m about to set trip, vacation plans
I’m on point, like my index is, so all you will ever get is
The motherf-c-in finger (Finger), prostate exam (‘xam)
How can I have all these fans and perspire?
Like a liar’s pants, I’m on fire
And I got no plans to retire and I’m still the man you admire
These chicks are spazzin out, I only get more handsome and flier

I got ’em passin out like what you do, when you hand someone flyers
What goes around comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw
Cause I caught the flaps of my dollar stack
Right off the bat like a baseball, like Kid Ink
b—h, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy
Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake)
b—h, I’m a player, I’m too motherf-c-in stingy for Cher
Won’t even lend you an ear ain’t even pretendin to care

But I tell a b—h I’ll marry her, if she’ll bury her
Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
Christian Rivera ‘
Cause my lyrics never sit well so they wanna give me the chair
Like a paraplegic, and it’s scary, call it Harry Carry
Cause every Tom and d–k and Harry
Carry a Merriam motherf-c-in dictionary
Got ’em swearin up and down, they can’t spit, this sh-t’s hilarious

It’s time to put these b—hes in the obituary column
We wouldn’t see eye to eye with a staring problem
Get the shaft out like a steering column (Mark Jack)
Trigger happy, pack heat, but it’s black ink
Evil half of the Bad Meets
Evil, that means take a back seat
Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single
Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people

Is my gangster, b—h, like Apache with a catchy jingle
I stack these chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
Fill ’em with the venom, and eliminate ’em
Other words, I Minute Maid ’em
I don’t want to hurt ’em, but I did ’em in a fit of rage
I’m murderin again, nobody will evade him
I’m finna kill ’em and dump all the f-c-in bodies in a lake
Obliteratin everything, incineratin and renegade ’em

And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But don’t nobody want it but they’re gonna get it anyway
Cause I’m beginnin to feel like I’m mentally ill
I’m Atilla, kill or be killed, I’m a killer, be the vanilla gorilla
You’re bringin the killer within me, out of me
You don’t want to be the enemy of the demon
Who went in me, and be on the recieving of me, what stupidity, it’d be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter

When I’m in the vicinity, motherf-c-er, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
I’m ’bout to f-c-in finish you b—h, I’m unfadable
You wanna battle, I’m available, I’m blowin up like an inflatable
I’m undebatable, I’m unavoidable, I’m unevadable
I’m on the toilet bowl
I got a trailer full of money and I’m paid in full

I’m not afraid to pull the
Man stop
Look what I’m plannin (Haha)

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